The Nonsensical Journal

Follow me because I am very funny and wise, but I still live off my parents allowance

Most bloggers are assholes… including me…

Each one of us out here with a blog thinks that he or she is a creative force worth recognizing. Spending time promoting yourself on twitter and Facebook like an Amsterdam hooker on discount, when were just barely touching the average barrier…

I mean let’s face it, the only the reason you have a blog is because you’re too socially awkward to say what you want without it being misunderstood. So you spend your time behind the screen being your alter ego which doesn’t even remotely resemble who you are in real life… a social retard.

Not only that, you let it go to your head… You start thinking of all those people reading, commenting, and following as fans… most of them are your friends who clicked out of courtesy dude, get over yourself… Most of the observations you so humorously portray have been thought of by almost everyone, let it go…

You’re not so special that you saw through something no one else did, in fact, the only special thing about you is the fact that you attended special Ed.

Hey I’m not delusional, I blog too, I suppose that’s the only difference though between the few of us and the others… we are not delusional. We maintain a proper living and a proper job, and laugh at you while you try to be the next Mark Twain, not realizing that there will never be a next Mark Twain.

I would like to have the ability to apologize for offending anyone, but I lack the trait of being apologetic, so if you’re offended then don’t bother coming back. The few of us none deluded writers, we write even when no one is reading, its just something we enjoy… I don’t think I’m creative, nor talented, I just enjoy it like I enjoy playing online games all the time…

This reminds me, I have a raid on World of Warcraft scheduled in fifteen minutes, so move along now, nothing to see here…