The Nonsensical Journal

Google told me this is a Light year

If by accident things should transform I wonder what other shapes they would assume… Shape shifters are a peculiar … race I suppose… and catching one is probably a very difficult task, perhaps even impossible since I doubt they even exist.

Maybe they do, we wouldn’t know anyway…

They probably don’t though.

Then again the stars that shine no longer exist, and here they are thousands of light years later not existing right before my very eyes; meanwhile with a flick of a switch, light bulbs spark up within a fraction of a second…

I’ll be honest with you; every time I hear the term “Light year” it feels like it means a year that only has six months…

Of course I know what a light year is, and if I didn’t I do now because Google is really quick… remember how calculators made working out mathematics in your head obsolete? Internet did the same thing with general knowledge, there is no need to “know” anything anymore, you can just Google it… and you don’t even need a PC anymore.

This brings me to my iPhone4… I fucking love it and can’t wait for the iPhone 5, and 6, and 7… I will and must own each and every one because I am Apples whore and I must, absolutely must, have all their products.

I know it sounds like I’m being sarcastic, and I am, but it’s also very much true…

If they put the Apple Logo on a piece of shit, I will buy it… and I will love the shit out of my iShit.

So… I… umm…

*insert clever and witty closing paragraph here*