The Nonsensical Journal

“What do you mean heaven?”
“I mean… heaven, rivers of honey, and so on heaven”
“I don’t really like honey…”
“Well… it can be rivers of whatever dude. Point is its heaven.”
“What am I now? Body or soul?”
“It’s complicated really, it’s kind of an amalgam of both…”
“Like the” we-are-all-one-with-the-universe” kind of thing?”
“If you like, sure yes.”
“I don’t believe in that”
“Then it’s not… look why are you complicating things? This is heaven, deal with it.”
“…”
“What?!”
“Nothing, I expected more colors… where are all the fun people?”
“Hell”
“Figures…”
“Look on the bright side, now you have eternity to have the same fun they had in a limited time.”
“Yeah… but do I have to party with the nerds?”
“Not really no, I suppose you can imagine the friends you want and they will be there”
“What? Like clones?”
“Well… yes and no… but yes if you will”
“What’s the percentage of accuracy on the clones?”
“Okay, let me repeat this. Its heaven, this is heaven. If there is a river of whatever you desire running through here right now, by the way what is that?”
“It’s a river of cornflakes and milk with Hershey’s chocolate syrup and marshmallows”
“Right… if there is a river of THAT running all the way through, it’s safe to assume that the clone is more than a 100% accurate.”
“I’m not sure if I want to party with a clone…”
“Then don’t, there are plenty of nerds who became cool over the years here, plus I’m sure there are some people here like you…”
“You mean nerds who partied and then found God?”
“Yes, I’m sure there are plenty of you here.”
“Where?”
“It’s a pretty big place dude, and I have others to show around, and you have eternity to look around, go discover, explore and figure it out… and by the by, when you find it, don’t bother to tell me.”

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