The Nonsensical Journal

Now that’s an absurd question… This question indicates that I would have a most favorite household chore, and I don’t… In fact, I cannot fathom a connection between the words “Favorite” and “Chore”…

At any rate, I solved the dishwashing problem by strictly using paper-plates each time with an imprint of my favorite superhero (I know what you’re thinking ladies, now that’s a catch!… Please keep your panties on, this is a writing forum)

Unfortunately I am not rich enough to dedicate a portion of my salary to purchase new shirts and jeans everyday to avoid doing laundry… Although to be fair, you can really stretch the lifecycle of laundering jeans, those shits are tough…

Vacuuming is something you can avoid if you just take off your damn shoes at the door, it doesn’t take a genius to figure that one out…

I suppose my least favorite chore is shaving… I have no clue why as a child I was fascinated with the concept of shaving as I stood mesmerized watching my father, and uncles do it, I recall I could not wait till I’m old enough to shave as well…

If I could go back in time, I would go back and drop kick that foolish little kid… Shaving is such a pain in the ass, I have declared it an official chore… If it wasn’t for work, I would never shave…

I don’t care that my beard doesn’t grow properly and I always end up like a werewolf who just hit puberty… It’s still better than shaving…