Posted by MedzonMeds on August 4, 2011 · 2 Comments
While I very much love writing, I despise coming up with the first few lines, you know the ones that are supposed to hold the reader captive like a Guantanamo bay detainee… a lot of back spaces are involved in those first few lines, even know as I type the word type… which I just … Continue reading →
Category Behind An Alter Ego · Tagged with Barrack Obama, earth, Funny, global warming, Guantanamo bay, hippies, Hosni Mobarak Trial, Humor, Islam, Japan Earthquake, Jesus, Jewish, Justin Bieber, planet, ramadan, Religion, Sarcasm, Somalia, steak, The pope, Vegan
Posted by MedzonMeds on August 1, 2011 · Leave a Comment
If by accident things should transform I wonder what other shapes they would assume… Shape shifters are a peculiar … race I suppose… and catching one is probably a very difficult task, perhaps even impossible since I doubt they even exist. Maybe they do, we wouldn’t know anyway… They probably don’t though. Then again the … Continue reading →
Category Behind An Alter Ego · Tagged with apple, calculators, Funny, google, Humor, internet, iPhone, light bulbs, light year, Mac, mathematics, shape shifter
Posted by MedzonMeds on July 31, 2011 · 1 Comment
‘Twas the night before… Ramadan, when all through the house, Everyone was ingesting all food in sight, even uncooked broccoli sprouts, The sweets decorated the fridge shelves with care, In hopes tomorrow “Magherb” will hastily be there. Families devout, for 29 days this time they said, Religiously following their television sets, And mamma will … Continue reading →
Category Behind An Alter Ego, Lost in The Middle (East) Chronicles · Tagged with beirut, christmas poem, drinking, dubai, eating, fasting, food, Funny, Humor, hypocrites, munchies, partying, ramadan, Religion, Sarcasm, Spirituality, television, television shows, traveling
Posted by MedzonMeds on June 20, 2011 · 5 Comments
Black might be pushing it… You see they don’t believe and then in an adrenaline infused moment they pause as time freezes and exclaim “Oh my God!”… It’s only by pushing an unsuspecting atheist over a cliff that you are able to expose them for the hypocrites that they are. This… is why I’m agnostic. … Continue reading →
Category Behind An Alter Ego · Tagged with and now for something completely different, atheist, Climate, extremists, faith, Feminsts, food, Funny, gender, God, Humor, hunger, hypocrites, lap dance, Monty Python, Mullet, PMS, Religion, Sarcasm, Spirituality, Taboo, temperature, Vengence
Posted by MedzonMeds on June 12, 2011 · Leave a Comment
Turtles, tortoises, snails and various extraordinary sluggish creatures gathered in an urgent summit to discuss their current state of affairs. They have all decided to embark on time travel. The eclectic gatherings of slow creatures have been so slow that they need access to time travel to catch up to the present… some of them … Continue reading →
Category Behind An Alter Ego, Recycled, Revamped & Remixed · Tagged with airplanes, apocalypse, flight, Funny, future, hologram, Humor, jogging, luggage, organized, past, post apocalyptic world, present, sluggish, slugs, snails, speed of light, time travel, turtles
The Nonsensical Journal 