Happy Cursed-Day
With a birthday lingering around the corner like a persistent prostitute, I find myself riddled with the familiar annual pre-birthday apathy … Your birthday is nothing more than the day your mothers’ water broke and spent hours of agony to deliver you into what society calls ‘Life’… and for that we are supposed to be … Continue reading
Lifeless With Hallmark
Well it’s that time of the year again… February… a month marred with the abomination that is Valentines Day… It’s not really the day itself as much as it is the people and how they behave on this day, which is also what irks me during Christmas, Thanksgivingand all other miscellaneous pious and non-pious celebrations… … Continue reading
Him, Her & The Big Bang… Or The Tiny Silent Pop.
Happiness & Joy In the beginning there was nothing, and then there was six days of lots of noise, big-banging, commotion only to conclude with him and her… naturally, him and her embroidered towels were available as well… and then the lord rested, or so the lord thought… On a side note, since sound cannot … Continue reading
Rinse & Repeat (don’t know why)
I haven’t been writing a lot in 2011. I haven’t been writing a lot because I was “inspirationally” blocked. I place the inspiration between quotations because I feel it is very ostentatious to declare yourself inspirational or creative (if you read any of my previous posts, and you probably didn’t you dicks, you would have … Continue reading
Relationship Warranty
You know how sometimes appliances breakdown the moment the warranty expires? Some relationships are exactly like that. The warranty in this case being the honey moon phase when you are both completely oblivious and blind to how incompatible you two are… mostly you’re blinded with all the honeymoon sex. Its shortly after … Continue reading
The Nonsensical Journal 