Lifeless With Hallmark

Well it’s that time of the year again… February… a month marred with the abomination that is Valentines Day… It’s not really the day itself as much as it is the people and how they behave on this day, which is also what irks me during Christmas, Thanksgivingand all other miscellaneous pious and non-pious celebrations… … Continue reading

Demonology

Broke down on his luck was the dyslexic demon, and it was getting quite embarrassing appearing in a burst of mysterious puff in a statisticians lab when the results tally up to 99.9… You often don’t think about demons and consider them an evil force; little do we realize that they too suffer from ailments … Continue reading

Romance aka Hollywood Bullshit Dreams

Romance is the delusional dream forced upon us by all those Hollywood movies… It’s a concept that at best describes the “honeymoon” phase at the start of any relationship… The whole concept of “Love” is just a fancy word we use to soften the reality of the situation, which is “Compatibility”… That’s what it boils … Continue reading

Household Chores… There are no favorites

Now that’s an absurd question… This question indicates that I would have a most favorite household chore, and I don’t… In fact, I cannot fathom a connection between the words “Favorite” and “Chore”… At any rate, I solved the dishwashing problem by strictly using paper-plates each time with an imprint of my favorite superhero (I … Continue reading

What Industry Ushered Me Into The Workforce? The Industry of Someone else's Marriage…

The curse of marriage ushered me into the workforce… To be fair, it ushered me into the entire world… My parents marriage, which ultimately led to that “stork moment” because parents don’t have sex, which led to me being born is as far back as I can trace the origin of what thrusted me into … Continue reading