Posted by MedzonMeds on October 24, 2011 · 1 Comment
Happiness & Joy In the beginning there was nothing, and then there was six days of lots of noise, big-banging, commotion only to conclude with him and her… naturally, him and her embroidered towels were available as well… and then the lord rested, or so the lord thought… On a side note, since sound cannot … Continue reading →
Filed under The Relationship Cynic Circular · Tagged with affairs, battle of the sexes, big bang, cheating, children, Funny, her, him, honeymoon, Humor, love, man, marriage, relationships, Sarcasm, sex, woman
Posted by MedzonMeds on October 19, 2011 · 2 Comments
I haven’t been writing a lot in 2011. I haven’t been writing a lot because I was “inspirationally” blocked. I place the inspiration between quotations because I feel it is very ostentatious to declare yourself inspirational or creative (if you read any of my previous posts, and you probably didn’t you dicks, you would have … Continue reading →
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Posted by MedzonMeds on October 16, 2011 · 3 Comments
I woke up today and decided that I am inorganic with the capability to transcend all eight planets… So I packed up my bags and gazed up to the firmament, beam me up and it was done. I vacationed on Mars first, the Martians were always quite cordial, and their variety of amethyst grass is … Continue reading →
Filed under Behind An Alter Ego, Recycled, Revamped & Remixed · Tagged with earth, Funny, Humor, Jupiter, Mars, Mercury, Neptune, Pluto, Sarcasm, Satire, Saturn, The Solar System, Uranus, Venus
Posted by MedzonMeds on September 18, 2011 · 1 Comment
But then what? That’s always the question no matter how dull or how entertaining mortal days are… perhaps even immortal, I wouldn’t know… or maybe I will, I’m still only 33 quite a long way to go before I know if I’m immortal, adversely it won’t be too long before I find out if I’m … Continue reading →
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Posted by MedzonMeds on August 4, 2011 · 2 Comments
While I very much love writing, I despise coming up with the first few lines, you know the ones that are supposed to hold the reader captive like a Guantanamo bay detainee… a lot of back spaces are involved in those first few lines, even know as I type the word type… which I just … Continue reading →
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