Lifeless Fabrications
Before deciding that lying is bad, take a moment and revise that thought. Entire civilizations were built on lies, and many a generations rose on myth, legend, religion and lore… which are fancy words for very imaginative lies… Yes, ALL the animals in the world walked over to Noah, and sure, Arthur did extract Excalibur … Continue reading
Lifeless in Compulsive Impulsiveness Illusions
Ever wonder what would happen if you never fought your impulses, if you gave into them without a second thought? Six in the morning the alarm rings polluting my slumber in an attempt to revive me for work, I hit the snooze button and I go back to sleep. Five minutes later, it’s on again, … Continue reading
Lifeless at Thirty Three
Disclaimer: This story takes place in Dubai, any similarity to Kuwait is completely coincidental, and all alcoholic consumption was therefore not breaking the law… So I turned thirty three… there used to be a time when I would celebrate my birthday by consuming shots that total to the number of years I have successfully survived… … Continue reading
Lifeless on Sundays
Sunday is the first day of the work week here, and still a weekend in other countries. While most of us have to get up early anyway, whether for work like us, or for church like you… either way, it has united us all to hate on Sundays (unless of course you enjoy … Continue reading
The GCC Guide to Picking up Girls.
1. Acquire a driving license, or befriend guys with driving licenses. 2. Purchase a vehicle that reflects upon your social status, even if it reflects it falsely (yes you there driving around in a 2011 Mercedes with the service light forever flashing) 3. Start cruising up and down … Continue reading
The Nonsensical Journal 