Him, Her & The Big Bang… Or The Tiny Silent Pop.

Posted by MedzonMeds on October 24, 2011 · 1 Comment 

Happiness & Joy In the beginning there was nothing, and then there was six days of lots of noise, big-banging, commotion only to conclude with him and her… naturally, him and her embroidered towels were available as well… and then the lord rested, or so the lord thought… On a side note, since sound cannot … Continue reading →

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Rinse & Repeat (don’t know why)

Posted by MedzonMeds on October 19, 2011 · 2 Comments 

I haven’t been writing a lot in 2011. I haven’t been writing a lot because I was “inspirationally” blocked. I place the inspiration between quotations because I feel it is very ostentatious to declare yourself inspirational or creative (if you read any of my previous posts, and you probably didn’t you dicks, you would have … Continue reading →

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Relationship Warranty

Posted by MedzonMeds on April 7, 2011 · 4 Comments 

    You know how sometimes appliances breakdown the moment the warranty expires? Some relationships are exactly like that. The warranty in this case being the honey moon phase when you are both completely oblivious and blind to how incompatible you two are… mostly you’re blinded with all the honeymoon sex.   Its shortly after … Continue reading →

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