Relationships: Hell Forged
Relationships are the devils workshop… I mean it’s what they create in the devils workshop, although I think it’s more of a sweatshop, being that it’s the devil and all I’m sure he/she (just so you don’t say I’m sexist) would prefer child labor… point is they manufacture relationships… and pitchforks obviously. Naturally the word … Continue reading
Romance aka Hollywood Bullshit Dreams
Romance is the delusional dream forced upon us by all those Hollywood movies… It’s a concept that at best describes the “honeymoon” phase at the start of any relationship… The whole concept of “Love” is just a fancy word we use to soften the reality of the situation, which is “Compatibility”… That’s what it boils … Continue reading
What Industry Ushered Me Into The Workforce? The Industry of Someone else's Marriage…
The curse of marriage ushered me into the workforce… To be fair, it ushered me into the entire world… My parents marriage, which ultimately led to that “stork moment” because parents don’t have sex, which led to me being born is as far back as I can trace the origin of what thrusted me into … Continue reading
Him, Her & The Big Bang… Or The Tiny Silent Pop.
Happiness & Joy In the beginning there was nothing, and then there was six days of lots of noise, big-banging, commotion only to conclude with him and her… naturally, him and her embroidered towels were available as well… and then the lord rested, or so the lord thought… On a side note, since sound cannot … Continue reading
Rinse & Repeat (don’t know why)
I haven’t been writing a lot in 2011. I haven’t been writing a lot because I was “inspirationally” blocked. I place the inspiration between quotations because I feel it is very ostentatious to declare yourself inspirational or creative (if you read any of my previous posts, and you probably didn’t you dicks, you would have … Continue reading
The Nonsensical Journal 