Happy Cursed-Day
With a birthday lingering around the corner like a persistent prostitute, I find myself riddled with the familiar annual pre-birthday apathy … Your birthday is nothing more than the day your mothers’ water broke and spent hours of agony to deliver you into what society calls ‘Life’… and for that we are supposed to be … Continue reading
Relationships: Hell Forged
Relationships are the devils workshop… I mean it’s what they create in the devils workshop, although I think it’s more of a sweatshop, being that it’s the devil and all I’m sure he/she (just so you don’t say I’m sexist) would prefer child labor… point is they manufacture relationships… and pitchforks obviously. Naturally the word … Continue reading
Demonology
Broke down on his luck was the dyslexic demon, and it was getting quite embarrassing appearing in a burst of mysterious puff in a statisticians lab when the results tally up to 99.9… You often don’t think about demons and consider them an evil force; little do we realize that they too suffer from ailments … Continue reading

