Posted by MedzonMeds on October 16, 2011 · 3 Comments
I woke up today and decided that I am inorganic with the capability to transcend all eight planets… So I packed up my bags and gazed up to the firmament, beam me up and it was done. I vacationed on Mars first, the Martians were always quite cordial, and their variety of amethyst grass is … Continue reading →
Filed under Behind An Alter Ego, Recycled, Revamped & Remixed · Tagged with earth, Funny, Humor, Jupiter, Mars, Mercury, Neptune, Pluto, Sarcasm, Satire, Saturn, The Solar System, Uranus, Venus
Posted by MedzonMeds on September 18, 2011 · 1 Comment
But then what? That’s always the question no matter how dull or how entertaining mortal days are… perhaps even immortal, I wouldn’t know… or maybe I will, I’m still only 33 quite a long way to go before I know if I’m immortal, adversely it won’t be too long before I find out if I’m … Continue reading →
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Posted by MedzonMeds on August 4, 2011 · 2 Comments
While I very much love writing, I despise coming up with the first few lines, you know the ones that are supposed to hold the reader captive like a Guantanamo bay detainee… a lot of back spaces are involved in those first few lines, even know as I type the word type… which I just … Continue reading →
Filed under Behind An Alter Ego · Tagged with Barrack Obama, earth, Funny, global warming, Guantanamo bay, hippies, Hosni Mobarak Trial, Humor, Islam, Japan Earthquake, Jesus, Jewish, Justin Bieber, planet, ramadan, Religion, Sarcasm, Somalia, steak, The pope, Vegan
Posted by MedzonMeds on July 31, 2011 · 1 Comment
‘Twas the night before… Ramadan, when all through the house, Everyone was ingesting all food in sight, even uncooked broccoli sprouts, The sweets decorated the fridge shelves with care, In hopes tomorrow “Magherb” will hastily be there. Families devout, for 29 days this time they said, Religiously following their television sets, And mamma will … Continue reading →
Filed under Behind An Alter Ego, Lost in The Middle (East) Chronicles · Tagged with beirut, christmas poem, drinking, dubai, eating, fasting, food, Funny, Humor, hypocrites, munchies, partying, ramadan, Religion, Sarcasm, Spirituality, television, television shows, traveling
Posted by MedzonMeds on June 20, 2011 · 5 Comments
Black might be pushing it… You see they don’t believe and then in an adrenaline infused moment they pause as time freezes and exclaim “Oh my God!”… It’s only by pushing an unsuspecting atheist over a cliff that you are able to expose them for the hypocrites that they are. This… is why I’m agnostic. … Continue reading →
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