The Nonsensical Journal

2012: Y2K's distant cousin getting some recognition...

Problems are in direct relation to time and matter. As in, it’s only a matter of time until it’s solved, how much time it will take is a matter that only time can tell… whether it will matter by the time it is solved, is something that cannot be foretold, unless you can peer through the veil of time (Ps. Time is a conservative fundamentalist and highly attached to its veil)

Currently I am preparing for 2012. I packed a swimsuit in case the Earth gets flooded. I packed shorts and a fan in case it becomes an overheated desert, and I packed a jacket in case it’s another ice age, which could be fun according to the animated movie… I will not, however, pack a shovel… I figure if nature wants to kill me, then it will have to dig my grave for me.

Oh, also I will make sure to pay a year in advance for a cellular internet data line, that way I can stay connected… and get access to porn, no one wants to be in a post apocalyptic world without porn… and someone from the opposite sex of course, but still, porn is essential.

Of course we all know it’s not reasonable to be in close proximity with family, friends and loved ones in times of natural disaster… if we learned anything at all from the movies, we have to be very far apart and start searching for each other during times when other people are hiding and running for their lives… it’s the right thing to do, take your pick, it can be your parents, wife, husband etc… point is, someone somewhere has to be rescued in times when no sane mammal, amphibian or amoeba would even dare to contemplate on the notion to look out the window.

So I am building a new prototype of Noah’s Ark, it’s now more of a Noah’s Hovercraft that can handle any condition… unless it gets frozen into place, in which case it will make a great home… I’m not sure how I will go about getting all the animals to come to me, but I suspect that in all animal DNA is a natural need to seek out an Ark in times of distress, like a built in GPS Navigation system that leads them directly to the nearest massive Ark that is being built last minute…

This might explain why animals run towards high ground in times of a flood; it’s a natural dock for the Ark… Whether they realize that some of them will be my lunch and dinner, that I’m not so sure of, they will come to realize it quick enough… first day…

I have no idea how I got here, that’s the problem with time and my brain matter; it doesn’t flow in one coherent direction and keeps getting distracted by shiny objects, sometimes it’s just broken glass too… Whether this problem will ever go away, well, it’s only a matter of time before I find out…

What time is it?