The Nonsensical Journal

Just Google it...

While I very much love writing, I despise coming up with the first few lines, you know the ones that are supposed to hold the reader captive like a Guantanamo bay detainee… a lot of back spaces are involved in those first few lines, even know as I type the word type… which I just typed…

It occurs to me that to get your blog noticed you need to make it relevant to Global Interest… you need to throw in political references, entertainment gossip, world news… just throw them in there, like Barrack Obama celebrates his birthday with Justin Bieber giving relief to recent Japan 6.1 earthquake by providing coverage of the Hosni Mobarak trial that was distracting from the Somali humanitarian crisis…

Now sit back and watch as people get this pointless post as a result from Google… a very few idiots, who will soon drown in the gene pool, will even use it as a reference.

That’s how fame really works, really good propaganda to back up your nonsense and a few well placed, even if random, words along with the tags of course… Google responds to tags.

And then you can always throw in words like Global Warming for all those nature loving hippie vegan people (I wanted to say freaks, but I don’t like offending people, especially when they are freaks) I like my steaks with a pulse, so I really do not understand vegans; I hate insects so I really don’t understand hippies… I love my air conditioning and I’m not immortal so I could give a rat’s ass about Global Warming.

Oh and the planet is not dying, I have a sneaking suspicion it will outlive us all.

Then comes the conclusion, the part of writing where you are supposed to summarize all that was said in eloquent, intelligent, and (if possible) witty, well-crafted, words… Religion is also another way to get Googled, like… The Pope declares Ramadan an Islamic Movement that Jews should follow and something about Jesus…