The Nonsensical Journal

I woke up today and decided that I am inorganic with the capability to transcend all eight planets… So I packed up my bags and gazed up to the firmament, beam me up and it was done. I vacationed on Mars first, the Martians were always quite cordial, and their variety of amethyst grass is premium. After a hale and hearty dose of overdosing, I determined to travel once more and hit Neptune to converse with the water Gods, I didn’t quite comprehend them as we talked it was all muffled with gargles and bubbles…  

To infinity and beyond... Or just towards Pluto and turn around please.

Next stop Uranus, and there I was in Uranus, we talked economics and an export… their main export was Lubricants. Feeling somewhat discomforted, I left Uranus directly through the core port, headed in the direction of Saturn to discover the true lord of the rings. My journey did not stop; I turned back towards Mercury and exclaimed By Jupiter, I missed Jupiter!… 

So after a heated discussion with Mercurians over galactic affairs of state I embarked to Jupiter en route Venus… Ah the women of Venus, as they walk exposed and beautiful, regrettably they were all lesbians… Once again I was on the galactic boulevard in search of a new end, the dwarf planet Pluto… I didn’t pack a jacket, and Mickey was nowhere to be found…. 

Now I sit, perched on the edge of the galaxy watching you mortals contrivance with life, as I experience liberty without boundaries in this galaxy and beyond. I wave farewell to all you myriad living things, I was once human and found out this vessel was restricted but my spirit… my spirit is not…