The Nonsensical Journal

It occurred to me while taking a seat in the grim reapers room, otherwise known as the hospital waiting area, that I have yet to blog from my iPhone… Yes this is a sample of what goes on in my mind while surrounded by the sick…

Naturally I have no idea how this will look like on the smaller big screen of our friend, soon to be overlord of all mankind, the computer… So if it looks like shit, blame Apple (I would say Steve Jobs but lets let him be)

So here I am blogging live from the streets like a true blue douchebag blogger who thinks whatever is happening to me right now is so important that I must blog about it…

Naturally if you have been foolish enough to read my stuff you would know nothing I say is important…

It’s in hospitals though that you see people for who they are, mostly because no one had time to dress up or put on make up…

Mothers frantically over obsessing about their child’s minor cough, a man holding onto his macho image to not scream in pain from that axe lodged in his shoulder…

Men and women torn away from their sleep, work, homes, families, mistresses and affairs, to attend a small dose of reality before returning back to their regular scheduled programming… And me…

Me and iPhone… Or is it my iPhone and I?… Sitting here outside for what is thankfully not a cold night, smoking a cigarette, punching at my phone waiting for the 12 people to be processed before me…

Yes I’m smoking, a little sickness will never make me a quitter… My mother didn’t raise no quitters… Hope you’re proud mother, your enforced ideals led me to never quit smoking.

Personally I wouldn’t mind being a quitter, it certainly holds much less stress than winning and success, but, some long time ago some asshole invented economics and decided its better if we spent our lives working…

Well I have no idea what I typed and I most certainly will not revise and edit this crap, for the most part… Okay I’m lying… For all the part, I’m just bored and waiting my turn and figured I would give this application a try…

You just happened to be foolish enough to read this far…

This also happens to be my first post of 2012, yes the “new” year, and for the love of whatever omnipotent entity out there, I don’t know what’s so fuckin new about it…