Lifeless With Resignation
This is a real resignation letter I had submitted back in 2005 (I did not receive a recommendation letter) Attention: Human Resources Dear Brian, I, Lifeless, hereby submit my resignation as of 18th of February 2005. As per my contract stated both parties may terminate employment effective immediately without prior notice. However, … Continue reading
A Conversation in Hell
“Rather hot in here isn’t it?” “Well… it is hell. It would be inappropriate if it wasn’t hot don’t you think?” “I suppose… Where’s all the fire?” “Oh that was abolished long time ago; I don’t know why people think there are still fires down here” “Well, it’s kind of what all major religions described … Continue reading
Lifeless With (Purely) Fictional Daydreams
Perhaps I can just use my imagination to drift away from where I currently am… perhaps I can sightsee the universe, or visit exotic locations like Alpha Myo III where the inhabitants are friendly enough to be invaded and enslaved, and I can therefore bring them the planets greatest export; The ambition of world domination. … Continue reading
Confessions of a Lifeless Mind
I think of death on a daily basis… not in a suicidal wanting to die kind of way, just a healthy curiosity about it. I wonder about what would be the best way to take your life… or which methods are the most painful and least painful… what difference does pain play in death since … Continue reading
Lifeless in Compulsive Impulsiveness Illusions
Ever wonder what would happen if you never fought your impulses, if you gave into them without a second thought? Six in the morning the alarm rings polluting my slumber in an attempt to revive me for work, I hit the snooze button and I go back to sleep. Five minutes later, it’s on again, … Continue reading
The Nonsensical Journal 