Relationships: Hell Forged
Relationships are the devils workshop… I mean it’s what they create in the devils workshop, although I think it’s more of a sweatshop, being that it’s the devil and all I’m sure he/she (just so you don’t say I’m sexist) would prefer child labor… point is they manufacture relationships… and pitchforks obviously. Naturally the word … Continue reading
Demonology
Broke down on his luck was the dyslexic demon, and it was getting quite embarrassing appearing in a burst of mysterious puff in a statisticians lab when the results tally up to 99.9… You often don’t think about demons and consider them an evil force; little do we realize that they too suffer from ailments … Continue reading
A Heavenly Conversation
“What do you mean heaven?” “I mean… heaven, rivers of honey, and so on heaven” “I don’t really like honey…” “Well… it can be rivers of whatever dude. Point is its heaven.” “What am I now? Body or soul?” “It’s complicated really, it’s kind of an amalgam of both…” “Like the” we-are-all-one-with-the-universe” kind of thing?” … Continue reading
Lifeless in Imagination
I woke up today and decided that I am inorganic with the capability to transcend all eight planets… So I packed up my bags and gazed up to the firmament, beam me up and it was done. I vacationed on Mars first, the Martians were always quite cordial, and their variety of amethyst grass is … Continue reading
Lifeless in Time Travel
Turtles, tortoises, snails and various extraordinary sluggish creatures gathered in an urgent summit to discuss their current state of affairs. They have all decided to embark on time travel. The eclectic gatherings of slow creatures have been so slow that they need access to time travel to catch up to the present… some of them … Continue reading
The Nonsensical Journal 