Lifeless in Time and Space

Imagine time existing outside of a watch, or smartphone since that’s probably what almost everyone now uses for keeping time … so imagine time existing outside of any time keeping contraption, and it no longer has a ‘physical’ property that we can associate it with… it’s very difficult for me to imagine time in that … Continue reading

Lifeless Superiority

I walk around with a fake sense of smug superiority to those around me, fueling it further with the knowledge that, as aforementioned, it is… Fake. Think the movie ‘inception’ for a demented internal monologue that accompanies a silent slightly disturbed individuals deluded fantasy within fantasy… You follow? You shouldn’t follow, following makes you a … Continue reading

Lifeless With Resignation

This is a real resignation letter I had submitted back in 2005 (I did not receive a recommendation letter)   Attention: Human Resources   Dear Brian,   I, Lifeless, hereby submit my resignation as of 18th of February 2005. As per my contract stated both parties may terminate employment effective immediately without prior notice. However, … Continue reading

Lifeless With Alter Egos

Being a social cynic is becoming increasingly difficult… let me clarify that a little more, being a cynic and being able to maintain a social life often do not complement each other. The problem it seems is that not many people are receptive to cynicism (or humor associated with cynicism) as it directly opposes their … Continue reading

A Peasant-ary Return

All the hail return of the… peasant… Kings are annoying at any rate with all the “off with his head” business, especially with a bisexual phrase swinging both ways when rebellion arises… To be fair though, as a king I would legalize all drugs keeping the populace too sedated to bother with mutinies and all … Continue reading