Lifeless Weekends
Perhaps heaven is a sinful place. They imagine all the rewards and mysticism that heaven holds and forget all the malice that is trapped in the hearts of the devout don’t they? Imagine all the temptations one keeps under lock and key to achieve the heavenly reward, and then you realize that there … Continue reading
Relationship Warranty
You know how sometimes appliances breakdown the moment the warranty expires? Some relationships are exactly like that. The warranty in this case being the honey moon phase when you are both completely oblivious and blind to how incompatible you two are… mostly you’re blinded with all the honeymoon sex. Its shortly after … Continue reading
The GCC Guide to Picking up Girls.
1. Acquire a driving license, or befriend guys with driving licenses. 2. Purchase a vehicle that reflects upon your social status, even if it reflects it falsely (yes you there driving around in a 2011 Mercedes with the service light forever flashing) 3. Start cruising up and down … Continue reading
Lifeless in Collision
It is not a bad idea to say a little prayer before getting behind the steering wheel. If you are an atheist perhaps you can consider making a wish. All it takes is a lapse of reason and before you know it, your forehead is engaged in a passionate affair with the steering wheel, or … Continue reading
The Nonsensical Journal 