Lifeless With Resignation
This is a real resignation letter I had submitted back in 2005 (I did not receive a recommendation letter) Attention: Human Resources Dear Brian, I, Lifeless, hereby submit my resignation as of 18th of February 2005. As per my contract stated both parties may terminate employment effective immediately without prior notice. However, … Continue reading
A Conversation in Hell
“Rather hot in here isn’t it?” “Well… it is hell. It would be inappropriate if it wasn’t hot don’t you think?” “I suppose… Where’s all the fire?” “Oh that was abolished long time ago; I don’t know why people think there are still fires down here” “Well, it’s kind of what all major religions described … Continue reading
Lifeless in Compulsive Impulsiveness Illusions
Ever wonder what would happen if you never fought your impulses, if you gave into them without a second thought? Six in the morning the alarm rings polluting my slumber in an attempt to revive me for work, I hit the snooze button and I go back to sleep. Five minutes later, it’s on again, … Continue reading
What Industry Ushered Me Into The Workforce? The Industry of Someone else's Marriage…
The curse of marriage ushered me into the workforce… To be fair, it ushered me into the entire world… My parents marriage, which ultimately led to that “stork moment” because parents don’t have sex, which led to me being born is as far back as I can trace the origin of what thrusted me into … Continue reading
Adulthood Realization: The Noose of Adulthood
Right after homework, reports and finals ceased to exist as part of my life… Well except for reports, I suppose right when I started waking up at 6AM to put on a noose, or as you all call it… A Tie… What more represents the end of all innocence and freedom but that well designed … Continue reading
The Nonsensical Journal 